I told you yesterday that I was running out of Tinted Moisturizer right? Well I never made it to Sephora. Just because I’m a makeup artist doesn’t mean I’m not an occasional cheapskate. However, I decided to rummage through my beloved makeup kit to locate one last tube of this glorious product. To my delight, I have just enough to get me through another week!
I also talked about airbrushing yesterday so maybe you’re asking why I carry tinted moisturizer in my kit…Well I’ll tell you I do it for you. I do it for the clients who also use tinted moisturizer and swear by it’s capabilities. I do it for the just in case moments..or the guys who don’t want to wear makeup because they’d rather wear “tinted moisturizer” and hold onto their masculinity. Yes, I’ve had a few wedding parties with certain guys needing a “touch-up.” It’s also fairly common for makeup artist to use tinted moisturizer on men in movies, see masculinity comment above. I also carry bottles of foundation, more eye shadow than I could possibly ever use and there’s more where that came from. I have a bag stuffed with lipstick and a whole set of drawers in my closet filled the brim with makeup. This is the joy of being a makeup artist. I always have more than I need because I can’t ever predict what the next person will want. What I want is to make sure my clients are happy. I would never use anything that would cause them pain, trouble or discontent (take a hint Maybelline Cool Effects pencils, I will NEVER buy you again!).
Yes, there have been several chuckles at my expense when people see my dragging around my huge obnoxious Wal-Mart handiman kit but I don’t care. I can work wonders with the products crammed inside my plastic monstrosity. Let’s have another chuckle at my expense, shall we? I’m putting it to the tune of the Budweiser commercials, “Real Men of Genius.”
Announcer: Bud Light Presents – Real Women of Genius
(singing) Real Women of Genius
A: Today we salute you, Ms. Rolling Makeup Tool Kit Roller
(singing) Ms. Rolling Makeup Tool Kit Roller
A: Only you understand the best way to carry 9 ounces of moisturizer in a 43-pound Makeup Tool Kit.
(singing) It’s got wheels
A: Part makeup tool kit, part luggage. It holds enough for an afternoon wedding, a bachelorette party, or a 12-day trip to Istanbul.
(singing) I’m gonna have to check that
A: Perfect for the woman who has everything – everything except a friend to help carry the kit.
(singing) Unpopular
A: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Lugger of the Lipstick. You’ll find it right under the cream eye shadow, the airbrush compressor, and the giant tub of Aquaphor.
(singing) Ms. Rolling Makeup Tool Kit Roller